No longer do little girls want to be ballet dancers when they grow up, nowadays the hot career option is "WAG". Here are some golden (and Swarovski crystal-encrusted) rules to help would-be WAGs realise their dream...

Unnatural assets
To be a WAG you have to be a stunner, but to posses any natural beauty is altogether unnecessary.

As long as you manage to buy yourself a perky pair of boobs (the authenticity of which you should swear by at all times), hair extensions and faux nails (always go for a "French" manicure) then you are ready to rub shoulders with ex-Big Brother contestants in Chinawhite and start trying to snag that man.

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