Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade

As any of the regulars at your local Ladbrokes will tell you, form is everything in the sporting world - and if you want to identify the most promising targets you'll have to start turning to the back pages when you pick up your morning paper.

Sure, posh London discos such as Chinawhite and Bouji's may be the traditional hunting ground of the would-be WAG, but you've got to play smarter to get ahead in today's crowded marketplace and snare your man before he's even old enough to drink.

Yes, a more likely path to success could be "childhood sweetheart" route taken by Colleen McLoughlin and Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott).

So find out which hotly-tipped 15-year-olds are on your local clubs' books and start hanging around the training ground.

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