TV personalities. Arentchasickofthem?

You can't switch the digibox on without a pointless jabbering moppet, evil old crow or tedious, braying fart sneering through the screen and sending a nation into collective, vein-bulging rage.

Friends! Countrymen! Let's take to the streets and demand that airtime is given solely to the likeable!

Or, perhaps more fittingly, take a look at the people who make us want to put a fist through the screen and join us in our catharsis.

- Gallery: On-screen irritants